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Friday, April 13

自我審查 + 為男人說話 (ver 1.01)

轉貼: 狂數港男81宗罪

1. 嫌尖腥悶嫌三嫌四 --- guilty
Sorry,我忍受唔到對生活/音樂/食物/衣著都無要求o既人
2. 出街比錢時扮冇帶/唔見銀包,請女食飯要女用肉償 ---objection
請你就請你,唔請就唔請,唔洗扮冇帶.想食免費午餐唔該諗下自己為人付出過咩,自己值唔值人地為你book枱,咪剩係識詐傻扮可愛
3. 口頭話唔愛港女,實際媾唔倒港女
4. 國際任何女都媾唔倒
5. 最低階之御宅港男
6. 鍾意叫雞
7. 口頭話港女衰,實際係老婆/女友牢 ---guilty
女人暴跳如雷或飛瓶扔罐,我好易心軟
8. 搞大女人肚即走路
9. 趙完唱
10. 女人生日時一定玩失蹤
11. 樣衰衰,自己唔掂又要媾靚女
12. 媾唔倒網上散播該女之電話相msn
13. 自己偷食反向GF發爛渣---guilty
作賊心虛+掩耳盜鈴
14. 每逢比錢借尿遁
15. 佢有錢時扮收唔倒call,永遠唔覆機,想借錢時哈巴狗,踢都唔走---objection
實情係,扮收唔到call+唔覆機o既多數都係女人!!
16. 要GF上佢屋企掃地執野做工人,仲要搞完即趕走
17. 成日成隻狗,冇D主見
18. 學歷低,冇料又唔識收皮
19. 人工低,廢人一個
20. 剩係識溝大陸雞,扮大爺
21. 自己弱雞就話女仔要求高
22. 衣著冇 taste,出街見人扮型仔
23. 講黎講去得把口 ---guilty
女人咪又係~
24. 成日話唔敢高攀港女,根本高攀唔起
25. 唔識就女仔,自私
26. 比錢小小野成日同女仔計,冇D 風度 ---objection
係香港人都計較錢 ga la~
27. 養唔起女仔又成日阿芝阿佐
28. 去完廁所唔港手,臭過地底泥
29. 女仔叻又唔識欣賞同學習,冇D長進
30. 自己質數低又唔安於現狀,賴蝦mo想食天鵝肉---guilty
人向高望呀老友
31. 唱k走晒音,夾硬賴支咪壞 ---guilty!!!
我係唔識唱 ga la
32. 所謂去街其實係帶條女落公園行 ---guilty!!!
以前未有 youtube,手機未有得拍片,去完街梗係去公園
}:-p
33. 請食飯其實係叫自己呀媽煮 ---objection
我親手煮又點話,好食過你自己整o既話今晚唔淮訓 ~
34. 生日禮物係安全套
35. 底褲仲係呀
36. 2、3十歲人成個小朋友咁,唔成熟 ---guilty
呢樣男女絕對平等
37. 做野唔經大腦,其實係米冇腦?
38. 揀女仔剩識睇樣同身材,膚淺
39. 講野言之無物,垃圾口 ---objection
講科學哲學歷史我怕你唔識咋
40. 牙屎肚腩地中海,影衰女仔
41. 世界多俊男,但係香港俊男少到冇人有
42. 男仔樣衰唔係罪,但係香港醜男多到冇人有
43. 老婆同你挨唔識感激,廢物
44. 成日睇日本AV,睇完溝唔到女就叫雞 ---objection
我真係未睇過 AV,到底有無人肯信...
45. 拍拖有sex當老逢,邊個話一定要比你sex架? ---guilty
佛洛依德,我們男人都聽他說的
46. 鍾意影人裙底
47. 約會第一日.喉禽要濕吻 ---guilty!!!
48. 當老婆狗,唔知家用兩個字點寫
49. 當女友AV女郎,逼人做呢做路 ---objection
都話未睇過咯
50. 要老婆女友都係處,自己反而狂搞人
51. 出黎行古惑,10個9個都係男
52. 打交搶野犯案累累,10個9個都係男
53. 成日多多要求,少少付出,做下義工先啦 ---guilty!!!
我認我大少
54. 成日怨天怨地,又唔識進修upgrade下自己
55. 叫佢幫手,慘過挨契弟
56. 外母生日,永遠帶個桔
57. 吹到自己電腦幾咁勁,叫佢修腦完全冇
58. 陪friend去邊都話得,你講多兩句就唔得
59. 斃家伙,男友變色魔 ---objection!!!
女人都可以好狼
60. 特別小氣冇風度
61. 唔記得阿媽都係香港女人 ---guilty
62. 自己條女叫靚女,人地條女叫港女
63. 專打拚音,英文差又唔識打中文,仲以為自己好勁
64. 講就183,出到來變153
65. 第一句問妳要msn,第二句問幾歲三圍同叫妳出來玩
66. 講就碩士,事實係食屎
67. 鐘意扮版主亂搭爹
68. 銀包有十張咭,張張都爆晒
69. 見倒名牌shop,即刻兜路走 ---objection
基本上唔係GC/LV我都唔反對, 隨時我買多過你
70. 貴係佢口頭蟬,問佢去邊食,間間都話貴
71. 坐巴士用膝頭un前面(尤其前面是女仔) ---guilty
我腳長,俾條生路行好喎
72. 坐巴士扮訓著挨個頭落女仔o度 ---guilty!!!
73. 搭扶手電梯中意及前面女仔裙底
74. 呢頭話人靚女..果頭衰o左唱你正港女 ---guilty
o係你面前講咪盞俾你打兩巴
,傻o既
75. 放飛機唔使本 冇負任感 ---objection!!!
放我飛機o既永遠都係女人,我比較懷疑女人係咪都咁無口齒
76. 專門向d女仔借錢.迫你做擔保.
77. 話接你食野,根本要你找數.
78. 爆房錢要你比.
79. 暗地裡媾你d friend
80. 成日講搵唔倒..原來去晒賭 ---objection
我連麻雀都唔識打
81. 一句唔埋就打你.

If memory serves me right, I've never write anything about 2 genders' affair in my blog. Although the topic is no longer fresh, it is still a hot one to talk about. May be I should write some criticism about this topic.

6 comment:

Mayday said...

你都幾認真睇哂呢162宗罪woo~
你講的野好搞笑!

宇宙人 said...

係我o既心聲.
o係外國生活一排就開始明白香港人到底有咩問題,不論係男人定女人

Anonymous said...

1. 嫌尖腥悶嫌三嫌四 --- guilty
sorry...but i am a pretty easy-going person...i do complain quite a bit, but i think those are only reasonable
2. 出街比錢時扮冇帶/唔見銀包,請女食飯要女用肉償 ---objection
請你就請你,唔請就唔請,唔洗扮冇帶.想食免費午餐唔該諗下自己為人付出過咩,自己值唔值人地為你book枱,咪剩係識詐傻扮可愛

agree
3. 口頭話唔愛港女,實際媾唔倒港女
sorry, but it's a fact that i have no interest in 3D girls
4. 國際任何女都媾唔倒
5. 最低階之御宅港男
WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO CALL US THE LOWEST GRADE IN THE SOCIETY!!
6. 鍾意叫雞
no interest
7. 口頭話港女衰,實際係老婆/女友牢
no gf, no comment
8. 搞大女人肚即走路
no exp

11. 樣衰衰,自己唔掂又要媾靚女
fine, i admit i am not really good looking. i don't think anyone in the world doesn't like pretty girls
12. 媾唔倒網上散播該女之電話相msn
i am not that bored

14. 每逢比錢借尿遁
that's why AA is the best system
15. 佢有錢時扮收唔倒call,永遠唔覆機,想借錢時哈巴狗,踢都唔走---objection
實情係,扮收唔到call+唔覆機o既多數都係女人!!<<
i must agree on that one

17. 成日成隻狗,冇D主見
when we have opinions, you girls will start complaining again. there's no end to this issue
18. 學歷低,冇料又唔識收皮
that's why i shutup when it's not in my field of knewledge
19. 人工低,廢人一個
low wage=/=useless
22. 衣著冇 taste,出街見人扮型仔
i admit i don't have taste in fastion or clothing, but i don't think i am cool in anyway

23. 講黎講去得把口
女人咪又係~

25. 唔識就女仔,自私
who's the one always saying male and female are equal in the society?

26. 比錢小小野成日同女仔計,冇D 風度 ---objection
係香港人都計較錢 ga la~

27. 養唔起女仔又成日阿芝阿佐
why do i have to 養 a girl..=.=


31. 唱k走晒音,夾硬賴支咪壞 ---guilty!!!
我係唔識唱 ga la

33. 請食飯其實係叫自己呀媽煮 ---objection
我親手煮又點話,好食過你自己整o既話今晚唔淮訓 ~

36. 2、3十歲人成個小朋友咁,唔成熟 ---guilty
呢樣男女絕對平等

38. 揀女仔剩識睇樣同身材,膚淺
i always say the first thing i look for is personality

39. 講野言之無物,垃圾口 ---objection
講科學哲學歷史我怕你唔識咋

41. 世界多俊男,但係香港俊男少到冇人有
please proof it

44. 成日睇日本AV,睇完溝唔到女就叫雞 ---objection
我真係未睇過 AV,到底有無人肯信...

i never watched AV either, i only played a few Gal Games..XD

45. 拍拖有sex當老逢,邊個話一定要比你sex架? ---guilty
佛洛依德,我們男人都聽他說的

i don't have much interest in sex...=.=|||

46. 鍾意影人裙底
i don't have that kinda low class hobby

49. 當女友AV女郎,逼人做呢做路 ---objection
都話未睇過咯

52. 打交搶野犯案累累,10個9個都係男
but statistic told me over 50% of rape victom are male...and the rapist is actually female

53. 成日多多要求,少少付出,做下義工先啦 ---guilty!!!
我認我大少

57. 吹到自己電腦幾咁勁,叫佢修腦完全冇
i still remember how many computers i fixed last summer.....8 bloody people asked me to fix their computer during my grade 11 summer holiday

63. 專打拚音,英文差又唔識打中文,仲以為自己好勁
sorry....it's a fact that i can't type chinese, but i must say my spoken english isn't bad.

70. 貴係佢口頭蟬,問佢去邊食,間間都話貴
of course, because i am used to DIY

71. 坐巴士用膝頭un前面(尤其前面是女仔) ---guilty
我腳長,俾條生路行好喎
you must understand how small are HK's bus seats

75. 放飛機唔使本 冇負任感
---objection!!!
放我飛機o既永遠都係女人,我比較懷疑女人係咪都咁無口齒

80. 成日講搵唔倒..原來去晒賭 ---objection
我連麻雀都唔識打
the only thing i know is poker...and i rarely play

宇宙人 said...

take it easy man~~
Actually quite many offenses are ridiculous and doesn't make sense, both for boy and gal, I think the author just wanna make the number enough for 81-SIN.

Kunoichi Terminator said...

Oh my god, how can you make what a long list?

宇宙人 said...

U better ask gals from she.com or heisshit.com :p
But it isn't bad idea to do a self assessment sometime